5.26.2011

You look a little puzzled.

So the new sober activity is puzzles. All sorts of puzzles. Bright, big, small, candy filled, mind numbing, eye sizzling puzzles. I do find it enjoyable although I get a little bit too into it-staring in the same spot for what seems like hours. Here is what was accomplished today:




Aw look, Im so arty. Anyway, it's been raining for 5 or 6 days straight and my little tomat-er plants and herb garden thing are loving it. I feel like I'm 80 when I talk about the plants I'm growing. Also I learned I really like tax refunds and I'm going to do my taxes more often. Speaking of taxes, I have a job interview tomorrow at EB Games for Assistant Manager. Remember a few posts ago I was talking about that? And I really thought they weren't going to call me BUT THEY DID because I'm awesome and going to naaaaiiiilllllll itttttt! If I don't get the job I am seriously going to sink into a pit of depression. Need a job-going out of my mind.

I drew a picture quickly in-between all the puzzling I've been doing. You better like it. I hate the shovel.



Im going to upload a video of my friends dog being excited on the way to my house to see my dog. You'll loveitttt. Until then lovers.


Update: Here's the video.

5.20.2011

Zombies ate her brain.

This is the coolest thing I've ever drawn.
I made it for someone I know who is moving away and is the only person in the world who believes in my art 100%. Im really going to miss him.
Sorry for the lack of posts lately, I've been kind of busy. Still looking for jobs and not finding anything. I had a good prospect until the girl gave me a surprise math test and I was kind of like OH SHIT. I failed. SURPRISE.
Then I walked away laughing because I remember all those lectures from math teachers.




I have a few pictures to share with you, sorry for low quality, but now I can't find the charger for my camera battery. Imagine that haha.


I planted some herbs and a couple tomato plants. I'm super excited about that actually. I like growing things, especially herbs.










Here's a hippo, he's slightly retarded.

PS I HAVE 1000 VIEWS NOW.  yay!

5.13.2011

I wear my scars like the rings on a pimp.

What is the deal with blogger for the past few days! Grr.
Anyway here's a new picture. I was supposed to go to Atmosphere last night but decided to skip it. ended up being too tired and non-caring to go. Im trying to design a cd cover etc for this contest we have at a local radio station here for some unknown bands. I went along with the theme of the banner I made, although I really think this will look good if I win and it's printed out properly.














That being said, Im not 100% on the text yet, but I dont know. There is no harm in trying right? I also may be designing some band/show posters in the future. Will be fucking awesome.

5.09.2011

All you want is entertainment, Rip me open, it's so freeing, yeah!

New drawing, sorry for poor picture-my bad.
Originally I was going for a squid, but it looked more like somethings head, so naturally that's what I went with. If you can't read what it says:

"Under the sea-Doo Doo Doo Doo"

I applied for a job as assistant manager of EB Games today. If I get another nerdy job that will be exciting, and I will also be able to use my superior bossing around skills. I really miss having power at my jobs. I'm a dece boss though. All you have to do is kiss my ass constantly and I'll be okay. (jokes! get it?)

My face is really hot, my ovaries hurt, and theres an empty chocolate cake tin in front of me. What does this mean? Am I turning into a woman Mom? Am I a real boy?


Quiet cake brain.

5.08.2011

Heart and soul.

Oh hey!
It's been a couple days. With my excessive drinking, mother's day planning, and concert going I haven't had that much time. As an apology I drew a picture for everyone. I'm getting close to 1000 views! I will probably be really happy and excited about that and I thank everyone sincerely for all the nice comments and for even taking time to look at my stuff.
I did too much headbanging last night and the muscles in my neck and back are seized. Cool hey? It's very very very very uncomfortable.

I wish I could shade well, but I cannot, therefor none of my drawings are shaded. I used to get someone to do it for me (ohohoho) but I decided I liked it better this way.

My head hurts so bad, christ almighty.

On the job hunt again tomorrow. Wish me some mutha-fuckin' luck.
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On another note, I received this from D4!


First of all I'd like to say thank you. Secondly you should definitely check out D4 And Music because it is teh awesome. Thirdly, here are the rules:



  1. Thank the person who gave you this award and link back to them in your post.
  2. Tell us some things about yourself.
  3. Nominate 10 bloggers.
  4. Contact these bloggers and let them know they have received this award.
 About me:
I love art, indie music and cartoons of all sorts. I'm also an avid animal lover. I'm a total day walking ginger. I read comic books, play video games and do lots of male teenager activities although I'm in my twenties and, well, a woman. Zebra is my favorite print. I say the words 'butt', 'jesus', 'beer', and 'vagina' hundreds of times a day. I will never love anything more than drawing-ever.

Unfortunately I'm going to have to wait to do rule 3, possibly in my next post. I just don't have the time nor the enrgy right now as my head is throbbing and I'm falling asleep.

Night night poopers.

5.05.2011

We kill, we hide, we all fall down, idiots love to bury gods

So I can't get my scanner to work. Proving to be extremely aggravating but that is okay. I took pictures of some drawings I was completely inspired to draw last night after reading a few comments. It really keeps me going, knowing at least a few people think what I'm drawing is decent. So for that, I thank the legit followers!
I decided to make a Chicken Breast in Mustard Sauce recipe for mothers day over Long Grain boiled in chicken broth. Sounds delicious hey? Everything is decorated in my house with pink and brown for Mothers day. Hopefully all goes well and I dont burn anything or get too drunk. I guess we'll see.









                                      



                                Tra-la-la-la-la








Cock-a-doodle-doo,,,okay, I also have no idea what this is, looks like some type of chicken to me. I have no control over what comes out of my brain unfortunately.

                                                                                                                                            

5.04.2011

Well aren't you a lucky little lady,

Im feeling lucky folks!
I'm the 'Blog of the day' over at a great little blog called NOT WORTH MENTIONING. If you want to check it out you should probably Click Here
Also, it is almost Mothers Day which means I get to see the infamous MOTHER. The plan is to cook her and my friends mom (whom i love as well) dinner and make it slightly fancy? Not exactly sure what I'm making yet, but it absolutely has to be with chicken. Hopefully this idea does not backfire. With my luck I will end up burning my house down. Happy Mothers Day-You're dead. BEST. GIFT. EVER.

God, I so wish I had some type of almondy chocolate bar right now.


Here's some more art that I've done by the way. I'm going to start doing it on a regular basis, putting my drawings up I mean. Just gotta fix that good ol' scannin' machine.

Note: Pac man painting was wet when picture was taken. Paint streaky.




The beat goes on.

I am getting a little agitated at my scanner not working with my computer anymore. Im going to have to try to figure out how to fix it, grr.
In the mean time here are two pictures I drew a few years ago when I was slacking off at work.
Also, HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING STAR WARS DAY.

5.01.2011

OIOIOI

Okay so last night was wicked as hell. I got wayyy too hammered, but that is besides the point.


Wondering about this lovely drag queen photo over there?
I'll tell you the story.

We were waiting for a cab last night outside the venue. Three people walk down, and this nice guys parents need a ride home, so I offered up my cab because you know, they're old. Turns out it's this fellows birthday and he has a private venue booked upstairs from where we saw the show. Long story short, he was extremely gay and invited us up there to his birthday party (haha) where there were drag queens performing everywhere. The drinks were free, the gay guys were hilarious, everyone was dressed up, and there's Meg: skinny jeans, bullet belt, sweaty, t shirts hanging off of me. I was a little stand out-ish. It was absolutely amazing.
I literally have never been to two extremes like that before in my life.
Also Im starting to find it hilarious that the security guards, and everyone who works in the beer gardens knows who I am. Apparently I need to stop going to so many shows. I don't need to show my ID anymore either, he just says 'Pound It' and I go inside. I laugh every time. Pathetic, I know.