Where Did I....?

Hello everyone,
Looks like it is time for my first post and first comic. Im sitting in the dark listening to my cat yap away, asking me to go outside, to which I have replied: "No, I am far too lazy to open the window for you, you fat fucker".
Truth is, he really does need to go outside. He's gained a few pounds this winter and takes up a monumental amount of space on the counter now. I don't even bother trying to move him anymore. He has also taken to laying all over my work computer desk, knocking all the shit I have on there off, and then looking at me and 'Meowing'. Then he just sprawls out and goes to sleep for a while. What Im really trying to say is, don't get a cat, unless you want to argue with a furry little human being, the asshole type, that cannot speak english. So, a Mexican basically.



Im probably going to have to find a better way to do this anyhow.

Goombye.